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hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

  • get out
  • fuck you
  • shut the fuck up
  • oh my god why
  • you need to stop
  • you’re not funny
  • that was terrible

insertcoolpunhere:

So I was looking up Norse names and

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swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday
swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday
swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday
swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday
swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday
swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday
swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday
swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday

swagabodcrane:

dannyqhantom:

i just had to draw this because i feel like screaming tbh

Oh my god everyday

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

zethie:

lordofvermin:

Inkweeds.

that some studio ghibli shit right there.

zethie:

lordofvermin:

Inkweeds.

that some studio ghibli shit right there.

heyderryday:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

Ever want to reread a fanfic but you can’t remember the title? Here’s a Google trick that will change your life

Let’s say you’re looking for a Destiel fic that involved a trip to Costco and you read it on AO3. First thing you type in the Goggle search bar is

site:http://archiveofourown.org/ 

the site: tells Google that you only want it to search the AO3 website

Next, enter your search terms

costco dean cas

when you hit search Google will give you a list of all the pages on AO3 that contain the words you entered. All you have to do is click through the results until you find the fic you’re thinking of

It’s that easy. Now go find that fanfic you’ve been pining for

BLESS THIS POST. I just found the Johnlock fanfic I’ve been searching for months. Thank you!!!

allonsyforever:

Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Hufflepuff x

tiredestprincess:

"why do you want to take a picture of that store" - my mom

dangit-jim:

peachdoxie:

st3fn:

archangeltwoone:

iamoceanic:

doomed-morale:

xcircleofdeathx:

lickystickypickyshe:

Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.



Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.

vikings man…. 

only in my homeland.

I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC

THE BEACONS ARE LIT
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
dangit-jim:

peachdoxie:

st3fn:

archangeltwoone:

iamoceanic:

doomed-morale:

xcircleofdeathx:

lickystickypickyshe:

Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.



Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.

vikings man…. 

only in my homeland.

I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC

THE BEACONS ARE LIT
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
dangit-jim:

peachdoxie:

st3fn:

archangeltwoone:

iamoceanic:

doomed-morale:

xcircleofdeathx:

lickystickypickyshe:

Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.



Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.

vikings man…. 

only in my homeland.

I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC

THE BEACONS ARE LIT
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID
dangit-jim:

peachdoxie:

st3fn:

archangeltwoone:

iamoceanic:

doomed-morale:

xcircleofdeathx:

lickystickypickyshe:

Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.



Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.

vikings man…. 

only in my homeland.

I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC

THE BEACONS ARE LIT
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

dangit-jim:

peachdoxie:

st3fn:

archangeltwoone:

iamoceanic:

doomed-morale:

xcircleofdeathx:

lickystickypickyshe:

Every year in June, a brave group of daredevils in the city of Alesund, Norway stack up hundreds of wood pallets to a height of over 130 feet, which they then light on fire in celebration of Midsummer and John the Baptist’s birthday.

Norway: where they build monuments and burn them because metal.

vikings man…. 
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only in my homeland.

I thought it was going to be some inspirational art installation about teamwork and stuff BUT THEN IT WAS A PILLAR OF FIRE AND IT JUST GOT EPIC

THE BEACONS ARE LIT

THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

bekutaa:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER *excited umbrella-sword slashing* *manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

they sell these at sf’s japantown oh my god
bekutaa:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER *excited umbrella-sword slashing* *manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

they sell these at sf’s japantown oh my god
bekutaa:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER *excited umbrella-sword slashing* *manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

they sell these at sf’s japantown oh my god
bekutaa:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER *excited umbrella-sword slashing* *manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

they sell these at sf’s japantown oh my god
bekutaa:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER *excited umbrella-sword slashing* *manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

they sell these at sf’s japantown oh my god

bekutaa:

not-all-cannibals:

not-all-cannibals:

BEST PURCHASE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
*excited umbrella-sword slashing*
*manic laughter*

in recent news I’ve been stopped by multiple security guards

they sell these at sf’s japantown oh my god

mercutiosgirlfriend:

more like hellaween, amiright?

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rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

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yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

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After puberty:

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…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

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Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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Omfg

cara-phernelia:

"I got the answer right but then I changed it" -an autobiography